This is important
You are a goddamned hero
*CLAPS HANDS FURIOUSLY*
My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF
- fucking floor guy killing it on the sax
- the fuckers on the ladder
- jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold
- the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone like he’s fucking fighting a swarm of bees
- and fucking Elvis hobbling around like he lost his crutches
you are totally not the only one
Everyone in the world is married, graduating, engaged, having their first child, buying their first home, travelling the world and I’m sitting here wondering what to watch next on Netflix.
The accuracy hurts.
except I don’t even have Netflix I am one step even lower
I don’t have netflix either! *high-fives Nera*
do you ever forget that you’re a real person