June 2012
beeimus asked: The Twisted Vixen demands your attention!
theawkwardplayground asked: *peaks out of anon hiding spot* XD i always think people with think what i write is stupid, so i tend to to into anon mode. (how'd i get here anon)
Anonymous asked: "How'd I end up here?" <3
youcanttrapjustice said:((Are they aware of what fandom you’re with? Porn is standard fare with us.))
Seriously, by now they should know the porn is a normal, pretty much fundamental part of the fandom. >.>
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will-never-be-a-swan asked: "What a wonderful sleep over!"
mysearchforself asked: "Was that good or what?" she grins, wrapping herself around the other girl comfortably.
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LOL, I lost two followers. The porn must be getting to them.
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YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME. Using...
mysearchforself:
i-am-your-vice:
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May 2012
mysearchforself asked: Tightening the leather belt of her harness, Mary rubs the ribbed blue dildo against Holly's wetness. "I want you to be vocal. Think you can handle that?" Grinning down, she licks her lips as she waits for the woman's response. "Mm, that's right." Thrusting the majority of the toy inside her womanhood without warning produces the strangled cry Mary was aiming for....
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So, I was walking past the one of the local...
lasersandspikes:
They had an offer on lacy underwear.
Wouldn’t you know it, they only had blue and black left! D:
PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN. >:)
Anonymous asked: Oh...hey...you. What say we pretend I'm an ocean? And you're a bigger ocean? Shit, I'm no good at this....
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dani-kin asked: Hey, you and I should talk about Megamind sometime. Naked. And then have sex. =)
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➥ Seduce me in my ask box. If I can't post it, you...
instincts-are-untaught-ability:
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...
– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
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beeimus asked: Why you no on Skype?!
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Joining the sexy party
mysearchforself:
ME TOO
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Megamind: Hey, I just met you.
Megamind: And this is crazy.
Megamind: But here's my number.
Megamind: It's six.
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thatfilthyanimal:
Is anyone even able to take me seriously when my icon is a tomato?
Never in my life have I taken a tomato so seriously.
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up-all-night-182:
things i am scared of doing:
ordering food in a restaurant
walking down a busy high street on my own
talking to people on the phone
eating in front of people
asking for help in a shop
meeting new people
being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
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Megamind : Hey I just met you
Megamind : And this is crazy
Megamind : But I'm wearing this disguise watch
Megamind : So date me maybe?
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cayliana:
God I’m nervous to all hell about this one because of the major use of effects and how dark it is but you know what, I’m proud of it.
Youtube!
That was so good! Actually gave me chills, haha! Love the beginning. You did a great job. :D
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When you take a quote out of context and realise...
lasersandspikes:
“You make me laugh… It stretches; it’s for you!”
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i-am-your-vice asked: Oh babe.. again. -flicks his tongue at her-
mysearchforself asked: :) ;) :D ;O (we already are trololol) :K
i-am-your-vice asked: :K
phantom-sk asked: :K, :D, * , 8=D
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Single or not, reblog see what you get.
<3 = Im falling for you.
:) = I wanna cuddle up with you while watching movies
;) = I like you a lot
:( = You should talk to me more.
:D = You’re sexy/beautiful/hot.
;O = I want to be tumblr best friends.
:P = I want you more than anything.
:K = Kiss me
:| = You annoy me
* = We need to make out!
<*3 = I want a tumblr relationship with you.
8=D I want to do sexual things with...
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Send me a § and I'll put my iTunes on shuffle and...
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masterassassino:
Fandoms are a lot like English teachers, they read into the story so much that they come up with logical things that the writer never even realised.
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Fic: Blueberry - A.K.A the hottest thing ever... →
lasersandspikes:
UNF…
Okay, I need to read this tonight. Partly because reading porn is way better at night than any other time of the day. Pfff <3
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mysearchforself asked: ✆, ✔, ✘, ♔ Vice
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T.M.I. Tuesday. →
worldsxhopexkorra:
For every ✆ I get, I will give you one fact about my sex life.
For every ✔, you will get a turn on.
For every ✘, you will get a turn off.
If you send a ♔ and a name, I will tell you a (fact/fantasy/dirty thought I have had) about that person in bed.
Gonna regret reblogging this, but why not?
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the only thing i can turn on is my computer